Poison Ivy

I’ve always had a love-hate relationship with poison ivy. I’m quite certain that poison ivy loves me. And I’m absolutely sure that I hate poison ivy. I know what it looks like, and I do my best to stay away from it, but for some reason it always finds me.

Like when I was working for an elderly couple from my church. I used to take care of the eleven acre property of this couple who were in their mid to late eighties. I cut their grass. I raked their leaves. I split their wood. And I even tore out the roots in their backyard with my bare hands. Little did I know that these were poison ivy roots. A few days after pulling up the roots, I looked like Donald Duck with my fingers webbed together thanks to the swelling induced by a bad case of poison ivy. This was nothing two weeks and some strong steroids couldn’t fix.

You would have thought that I had learned my lesson. Obviously not!

A couple of summers later, I was land surveying with another gentleman from my church. It was often my job to clear out the property lines, so we could get a good measurement through a straight line of sight. In New Jersey, property lines mean poison ivy habitat. Sure enough, I was back on the steroids after a bout with poison ivy on one of my land surveying jobs.

After that, I was more careful for the most part. I would pick up a spot of poison ivy here and there, but it was never as bad as before. That all changed a couple of weeks before Isaac was born when I picked up a bad case of poison ivy while I was cleaning up brush in the back of our old house. I had poison ivy blisters up and down both of my arms. Meanwhile, my wife was ready to deliver our son any day. I remember worrying that I wouldn’t be able to hold our newborn child if these blisters didn’t heal. Thankfully, Isaac’s arrival timed up perfectly with the clearing of my poison ivy.

I haven’t had poison ivy that bad since Isaac was born, but I still get it from time to time. In fact, a small case of poison ivy inspired this post. I’m currently enduring poison ivy under my eye and on my arm.  Time for the calamine lotion!

Poison ivy is a weird thing. I have to wonder why God created poison ivy. I even speculate that poison ivy wouldn’t exist if Adam and Eve had stayed away from the forbidden fruit. Poison ivy is hard to remove.  The roots and vines of a poison ivy plant spread out making it a challenge to completely isolate.  Just like poison ivy, our words can cause plenty of pain and suffering.  In the Bible, James even refers to our tongues as poison:

All kinds of animals, birds, reptiles and sea creatures are being tamed and have been tamed by mankind, but no human being can tame the tongue. It is a restless evil, full of deadly poison.  With the tongue we praise our Lord and Father, and with it we curse human beings, who have been made in God’s likeness.  James 3:7-9

So as I’m left here to itch, I’m also left with a reminder about my tongue.  May I use my words to glorify God and uplift others today.  I don’t want to be poisonous.  (Pass the anti-itch cream!)

Do you have a poison ivy story?  How’s your tongue?

  • http://christiannick.wordpress.com/ ChristianNick

    Jon, this post reminds me how easy it is to fall back into our old sinful ways as well. We know what it looks likes, we know where to find it, but sometimes we allow ourselves to get too close and before we know it, the hurt and consequences are there, making us miserable for time and needing help to get rid of it. Again. Great analogy and great post!

    • http://jonstolpe.com/ Jon Stolpe

       Thanks!

  • http://www.leahadams.org/ Leah Adams

    No poison ivy stories, but plenty of stories of how my tongue got me in trouble. The Lord and I are working on it and I’m doing better!!

  • http://www.jmlalonde.com Joe Lalonde

    No poison ivy story here. I’m blessed that I seem to be impervious to its affect. I know I’ve walked through it and poison oak only to come out unscathed. 

  • http://tcavey.blogspot.com/ TCAvey

    Nice relating poison Ivy to our words! 
    Thankfully I don’t seem to be affected by poison ivy!  Sorry your itchy.  

    • http://jonstolpe.com/ Jon Stolpe

       I can’t believe that I’m a rarity here on The Stretched Blog.

      • http://tcavey.blogspot.com/ TCAvey

        LOL, ironic isn’t it?

  • Arny

    never had poison ivy…

    • http://jonstolpe.com/ Jon Stolpe

       Don’t they have poison ivy in Texas?  My son doesn’t get it either.

  • http://deuceology.wordpress.com Larry Carter

    Unfortunately for you, I don’t have any dramatic stories.

  • http://randomlychad.com Chad Jones

    The only poison ivy i’ve been exposed to is the cinematic kind, i.e, Uma Thurman as Poison Ivy in Batman & Robin. After watching that movie, I’m not sure which is worse–your poison ivy, or hers. ;-)

    But, yes, I have unfortunately used my tongue in poisonous ways far too many time. God forgive me!

  • Perry Boylan

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    http://www.scottslawnservice.com/sls/brands/SLS/lawnopedia/5000002-20400002-p